ABOUT THE SITE

Online since March 16, 2001. Created using FrontPage 2000, Word 2000, Paint Shop Pro 7 and trusty ol' Notepad. Completely inspired by Jimmy Emmett's unfocussed weirdness in To Die For. Site layout, design, graphics and original content © Lapin / Diabolique Design 2001-2005. Most of the content of this site is the result of hours of hard work by the webmistress and various generous contributors. Please, if you want to take something for use on your own site, just take a few seconds to email me to let me know where it's going and, where possible, place a small link somewhere on your site as credit. I will certainly do the same for you. Finally, if you can spare a penny or two to help with the running of this site, any and all donations will be met with rapture and a little jig. Please see this page for details.

ABOUT THE WEBMISTRESS

Strange, fad-driven student with too much time and not enough money, hence free hobbies such as creating innumerable websites with barely any content. But hey, it keeps her happy. You may access the pointless, mostly slash-oriented sites from her portal, but it may be detrimental to your health. Your webmistress does not use her real name on the internet because she has a paranoia complex and likes to annoy people. She has a yen for tough chicks, prettyboys and dichotomous split personalities but will rail against Star Wars, grammar abuse and indiscriminate harassment of Malfoys. Her livejournal is here but it is not very interesting, and though she will read your emails as though they were sustenance, it is likely that she will not reply for days. She needs less websites and, possibly, a life.

DISCLAIMER

This site contains material unsuitable for certain persons. By entering this site you: 1) agree not to hold the webmistress, or contributors liable for any material on the site; 2) agree not to redistribute any portion of this site unless given specific permission by the webmistress or, in the case of fan works, the creator; 3) enter any portion of the site marked as unsuitable for someone of your age group; 4) threaten, harass, coerce, make demands of or take legal action against the webmistress, authors or contributors for any reason. Unless specified otherwise, the webmistress and contributors do not claim ownership to anything found on this site. The webmistress and contributors do not knowingly intend or attempt to offend or violate any copyright or intellectual property rights of any entity and to the best of their knowledge, all content, images, videos, sound, photos, etc., if any, are being used in compliance with Fair Use Copyright Law 107. The webmistress and contributors in no way claim affiliation or connection with Joaquin Phoenix or any other entity referenced on this site. This is a fan-operated site and the webmistress is not compensated for any portion of this site save legal online referral programmes. The webmistress reserves the right to add to, alter or remove this site at any time without prior warning.

AND A FINAL NOTE

I am not, contrary to popular belief, Joaquin Phoenix. I don't know him. I don't have his email address and I can't pass on messages. Seriously. Don't send me emails meant for him because I will delete them, probably amidst a fit of laughter or an angry tantrum, depending on my mood and the state of my inbox. Both are usually bad. Finally, since I am constantly astounded by how many people read this and think I'm kidding, I will reiterate: I am not Joaquin Phoenix. You may now return to your scheduled viewing.